Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....