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No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Lawyers take everything
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Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
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Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
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Power of the Internet
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A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.