You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...