There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
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Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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