Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...