The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.