What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
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Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...