A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.