The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...