The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...