Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
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How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!