Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...