A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
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Barbie and G.I. Joe
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134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
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It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...