What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...