Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...