Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...