More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!