My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...