Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...