Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...