Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...