The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...