Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.