Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T