Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....