Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...