Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...