The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...