Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...