Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...