The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...