Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...