Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...