The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...