Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...