Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...