Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...