Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...