Doctor, should I file my nails?
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Trouble sleeping
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Safe sex
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What does a man and a floor have in common?
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A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Purchasing furniture
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A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!