Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...