If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...