Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...