The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...