yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...