Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...