Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...