Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...