Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...