Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...