Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...